okay so basically it was late at night and i was watching a movie and
browsing the interwebs for some funnys. and this is what i come across.



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my email to her mom.
is this for serious?

im 188888888888

"Couple things you gotta know - 1- we are best friends, so be able to deal with that, and know that everything you do, she will talk to me about. 2 - She (nor I) do not like smokers, drug users, or drinkers. ie: we are NOT 420 friendly, and if all you can talk about is how drunk you got at your last party, STOP and move on. 3 - She still has another year of High School cuz I didn't have her start when she was supposed to. If that bugs you, sorry. 4 - You will have to come to the door to pick her up, and our Black Lab will tell us if you are a good person - seriously, he knows!"

is OK with meeeeeeee

brewhahah i spend way to much time on my computing machine

right now i am a professional pokaR player. LOL AMIRITE?

so i spend alot of time on the interwebs playing and browsering.

i go to bcc. to stady biznuss. my engrish bad cuz too much internetsssssssss

but i graduated hiskool at sixteen so lol ahaha.

hi2u.

(i attach 1 picture of my oh so sexayyyy self)

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mams reply

AM serious - but you don't sound it!



Mom


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zilla repsonse

i am SOOOOOOOOOO for serious.
this just my personality i goof around.
and am siLLAyyyyyyyyy.

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mam replys [1/4]

Silly is good, as long as you know when to be serious - she can be that way too!



here are her pics. her name is Andrea, but goes by Andi



Mom

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woops....

here they are





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So, can you show me you can actually spell and type something correctly? Please? She's a smartie but she can't spell well at all, and somebody needs to be able to!!!

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so what is your name ? you haven't said

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zilla reply

My name is John. I won a spelling bee in the fifth grade. In my yearbook I was also voted most likely to succeed.

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mams reply

well you can spell John! (good name, my son's name is John)

cool - tell me more about yourself


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ALRIGHT FTR WHAT IS MY NEXT PLAY?

my ideas were to ditch said daughter somewhere far from home where there is a casino nearby i can run to or take pictures of her crying and post them on the internet all over. and try to get blown before ditching her. i am open to other ideas. and how i should reply to this open ended "tell me more about yourself". keep in mind i still need to get her approval before i can ruin this girls sense of self. oh and for all you trolls there is a poll. lol troll poll. ALSO ON AN EPIC SCALE HOW EPIC WILL THIS BE 1-10?